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Signed Books and Bookplates
Will arrive on or shortly before release day, September 29th, 2026.
Get your hands on the standard edition hardcover of Stake Me If I’m Wrong—a must-have for readers who crave dark, immersive storytelling.
Each copy is hand-signed and features an exclusive custom stamp, making it a special addition to any bookshelf.
Step into a story that’s gripping from the first page to the last—filled with unforgettable characters, razor-sharp tension, and twists that refuse to let go. Stake Me If I’m Wrong will keep you questioning everything… and everyone. This book comes with a bite… (hehehe)
For the full blurb, trigger warnings, and spice level, be sure to check out the FAQ page on my website.
This standard edition is perfect for readers who want the story in its purest form—no extras, just the book you won’t be able to put down.
Looking for something a little more elevated? Be sure to check out the special edition listing for additional features.
Already purchased a book, but want a fancy bookplate to go with it? You’re in the right place. Each pack comes with 2 bookplates.
If you’re affiliated with a bookstore or book-club, just shoot me an email or dm me on Instagram!
Will arrive on or shortly before release day, September 26th, 2026.
Introducing the special edition hardcover of Stake Me If I’m Wrong—crafted for readers who want something a little extra on their shelves.
This edition includes everything you love about the standard version, plus a stunning printed edge design that makes it as eye-catching as it is unforgettable. Each copy is also hand-signed and finished with an exclusive custom stamp, making it a truly collectible piece.
Dark, immersive, and impossible to put down, Stake Me If I’m Wrong delivers unforgettable characters, tension that cuts deep, and twists that will keep you guessing until the very end.
For the full blurb, trigger warnings, and spice level, visit the FAQ page on my website.
This special edition is perfect for collectors and readers who love a beautiful, display-worthy book—inside and out.
Prefer something more minimal? The standard edition is also available.
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